I'm just too apathetic to properly wield it.
Instead I am going to ask you goombas what you think of these haircuts I'm considering. Your opinions will not be taken into consideration, I just need a good laugh at your or my expense. I'm not picky, I'm bored and need a distraction.
[url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006844092115853353/1069759440728883330/add2da63e7e6f94844b4a5fdb05037d2.png]Shaggy Wolf Cut?[/url]: I dunno. I saw this awhile back and thought "Neat." So I saved it for a future barber visit. I think this one would require training my hair a bit, maybe curling since mines so straight, lotta effort and I am very lazy. But it got BANGS. I like bangs. I don't care what anyone says. They hide the huge scar on my forehead I got from a nasty pillow fight when I was younger.
[url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848648978190041128/1069619680211370046/53a923e183fa43fbc5acaf830ecd34eb.jpg]Faux-hawk[/url]: Something simple and low maintenance I can just flop around or slick back when I can't be bothered to style it. Long hairs been annoying me lately too, but I'm kinda worried I'll regret it after. My hair grows obnoxiously fast though so whatever I regret most things anyway.
[url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848648978190041128/1069642994124345344/65fc63bad0eec46018288e85accf2bf7.jpg]Death-hawk[/url]: Just say -blam!- it and go full Raider Queen of the Wastelands. Long enough to play with, short enough on the sides to not annoy me, and I can do this myself. Just need enough hairspray to burn a hole in the ozone to stick up so straight I can impale small birds by headbanging.
All options will be dyed black because my natural hair color makes me look like an anemic Kristen Stewart with even less range of facial expressions. Feel free to show off your various forms of buzzcut you boring balding bland-aids. No mullets allowed.
This post totally wasn't an excuse to make a poll with three options to demonstrate a small taste of my immense power. Blaze who? I run Barter Town.
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BANGS BANGS BANGS
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I feel like death-hawk is the only haircut that embodies the proper amount of both spite and indifference.
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Bic razor and then wigs? All the above just not all at once? Keep 'em guessing, y'know?
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Lookit that poll. It's perfect. I'm so proud.
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Option one, it has bangs, new kids tend to have a weird part thing going on which doesn't have bangs. Never been a Hawks fan.
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The first one. In my opinion, bangs make everyone look better.
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There is only one right answer....
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So lemme get this straight. The choices are: -hair metal band member who hasn’t brushed it in a month -Hayley Williams but more lesbian -“I didn’t want your crummy job anyway!”
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Edited by Speaker: 1/31/2023 3:48:30 PM[quote]I run Barter Town.[/quote] [b][i][u]EMBARGO!!![/u][/i][/b] Main valve close!
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Get the Mr T or Picard.
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(sigh) I miss getting haircuts
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i for one think youd look excellent with the death-hawk
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I say 2 cause it'll eventually grow out into 1 (maybe) and also means less trips to the barber.
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I like the first one. The third one is too grandiose, and the second one isn’t symmetrical enough. Plus I agree, bangs are great! I don’t know what my haircut would be called, so I don’t know how to find a picture. It goes down to my mid-neck. That’s it. No hairstyles. I just let it fall naturally. When I go to work, I tie up the frontmost locks into a tiny ponytail while keeping the back down. I would rather put it all up into a tiny ponytail, but my hair’s too short atm to stay in the ponytail, so it winds up all over the place making me look like an over-caffeinated mad scientist. My hair also grows freakishly fast, so it’s usually longer than it is now. This is the length I like it, though. You may be more powerful than me now, but once I was the most powerful person-thing in all of Gaming! Which probably still left you more powerful because Gaming’s always been smaller than Offtopic, but I was once still a greater power to contend with!
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First one, but styling doesn’t have to be that intensive. Use a curler if you’re gonna leave the house. Otherwise, before you go to sleep, braid your hair straight upwards from the top of your skull, then coil and bun it with a scrunchi. If it disagrees with your head shape, do two instead. I do this for shaped waves with regular depth and volume.
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VVOLF CUT!!!!